The United States of Islaadia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.202 billion Islaadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.1%.

The powerhouse Islaadian economy, worth 80.9 trillion whispers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,275 whispers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,319 per year while the poor average 16,065, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islaadia's national animal is the bobcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Islaadia is ranked 22,090^th in the world and 10^th in RPS for Nicest Citizens, with 21.52 average smiles per day.