The Community of Isla Rivera is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.32 billion Isla Riverians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Playa Franja. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.0%.

The very strong Isla Riveran economy, worth 86.3 trillion Veras a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,403 Veras, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The average video game can be completed over lunch break, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Isla Riveran politicians, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla Rivera's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Isla Rivera is ranked 22,716^th in the world and 2^nd in Joalka for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.14 percentage of bribes refused.