The Republic of Isilandus is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.638 billion Isilandusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Isilandusian economy, worth 223 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,588 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, surveillance cameras are banned, and pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isilandus's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isilandus is ranked 258,345^th in the world and 24^th in Newlandia for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,588.42 Standard Monetary Units.