The Armed Republic of IS Klajdania is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 457 million IS Klajdanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korozèi. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.

The very strong IS Klajdanian economy, worth 28.1 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,478 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. IS Klajdania's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

IS Klajdania is ranked 187,388^th in the world and 1^st in BVT2015 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,165.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.