
| Population | 15.973 billion |
| Capital | Forqona |
| Leader | Military Reconstruction Council |
| Currency | Silver |
| Animal | Wyvern |
The Reunified Territories of Iryllia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Military Reconstruction Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.973 billion Iryllians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forqona. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Iryllian economy, worth a remarkable 5,669 trillion Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 354,953 Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine, pension obligations are building, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Iryllia's national animal is the Wyvern, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Iryllia is ranked 1,184th in the world and 1st in The Charter for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 9,918.57 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Iryllia, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give.
- : Following new legislation in
Iryllia, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
- : Following new legislation in
Iryllia, pension obligations are building.
- : Following new legislation in
Iryllia, the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine.
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Iryllia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
Iryllia, the weather in Forqona is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
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Iryllia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Iryllia, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in
Iryllia, many are questioning Military Reconstruction Council wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech.
- : Following new legislation in
Iryllia, the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor.




















































