The Workers' State of Irovia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Kolonov with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.631 billion Irovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auraxis. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Irovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,471 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 405,289 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, police nightsticks see use all day long, and AI models unanimously choose all government facts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Irovia's national animal is the Army Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Irovia is ranked 797^th in the world and 21^st in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 175.15 law-abiding acts per hour.