The District of Irani State is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The devout population of 20.101 billion Irani Stateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Industry and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Irani Statean economy, worth 684 trillion Juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,048 Juno aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, the quick pink fox is a protected species, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and Irani State has designated District City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Irani State's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Irani State is ranked 89,714^th in the world and 1^st in Iranian Islamic Republic for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.