The Disputed Territories of Iran SSR is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 4.409 billion Iran SSRians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Iran SSRian economy, worth 159 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,123 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iran SSR's national animal is the Kitsune.

Iran SSR is ranked 167,784^th in the world and 3^rd in Comayaguela for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,081.03 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.