Population | 1.792 billion |
Capital | Nea Apollonia |
Leader | Vasiliás Aléxios tis Gothías |
Faith | Néo Orthódoxoi |
Currency | Dracme |
Animal | Cerberos |
The United Kingdom of Ioniae is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vasiliás Aléxios tis Gothías with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.792 billion Ioniæns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nea Apollonia. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ioniæn economy, worth 189 trillion Dracmes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 105,622 Dracmes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioniae's national animal is the Cerberos, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Néo Orthódoxoi.
Ioniae is ranked 25,063rd in the world and 90th in Concord for Safest, scoring 111.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
- : Ioniae voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, Vasiliás Aléxios tis Gothías's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Council of Feathers, Southwestern Federal Republic, Mechanocracy, and Majocco.