The United Socialist States of Intermariana is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Council of Intermariana with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.072 billion Intermarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varsovia. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intermarianan economy, worth 124 trillion Auruses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,579 Auruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, national foreign policy involves significant amounts of hand wringing, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and the aims of top-secret Intermarianan science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intermariana's national animal is the Venedian Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Intermariana is ranked 44,816^th in the world and 6^th in We like money for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,109.64 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.