The Colony of Insula Navarra is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.225 billion Insula Navarrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Insula Navarran economy, worth 140 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,816 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, and there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insula Navarra's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Insula Navarra is ranked 50,466^th in the world and 1^st in The Connector for Nicest Citizens, with 17.36 average smiles per day.