Population | 26.264 billion |
Capital | Insaniragica City |
Leader | Insane Payne |
Faith | Insanipaynity |
Currency | Lunary Shard |
Animal | Canife |
The Utopia of Insaniragica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Insane Payne with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.264 billion Insaniragicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insaniragica City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The enormous but sluggish Insaniragican economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion Lunary Shards a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 51,949 Lunary Shards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is giving peace a chance, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insaniragica's national animal is the Canife, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Insanipaynity.
Insaniragica is ranked 2,747th in the world and 1st in Forest of the Fallen for Highest Food Quality, scoring 254.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
- : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
- : Insaniragica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, the government is giving peace a chance.
- : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
- : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
- : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, Insaniragicans teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am'.
- : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
- : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.