The Disputed Territories of Inquisitor is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 4.373 billion Inquisitorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Inquisitorian economy, worth 196 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,917 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inquisitor's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Inquisitor is ranked 247,540^th in the world and 5^th in Tampa for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.