The Dominion of Inner Friday is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Aslan with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.408 billion Inner Fridayians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Round Table. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Fridayian economy, worth a remarkable 4,093 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 249,495 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

One little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, and planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Friday's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Narnia.

Inner Friday is ranked 6,296^th in the world and 1^st in Narnia for Highest Average Incomes, with 249,495.66 Standard Monetary Units.