The Dominion of Inner Friday is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Aslan with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.036 billion Inner Fridayians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Round Table. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Fridayian economy, worth a remarkable 3,887 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 242,445 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, roombas are on the run, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Friday's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Narnia.

Inner Friday is ranked 2,101^st in the world and 1^st in Narnia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 20,313.56 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.