The Commonwealth of Infitum is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Leader with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.216 billion Infitumians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singularium. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Infitumian economy, worth 357 trillion Mercas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,989 Mercas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, eminent domain has been abolished, Infitumian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infitum's national animal is the Wolf and its national religion is Singularity.

Infitum is ranked 17,928^th in the world and 1^st in Vultune for Smartest Citizens, with 71.78 quips per hour.