Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 37thMost Cultured: 60th
The Pizza Delivery States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
A Peaceful Land, A Quiet People
Influence
Superpower
God of Fungus
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Infected Mushroom

Population16.688 billion

CapitalCrayon City
LeaderIM

CurrencyKefkari
AnimalPixie

The Pizza Delivery States of Infected Mushroom is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by IM with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, soft-spoken computers, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 16.688 billion citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crayon City. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Infected Mushroomian economy, worth a remarkable 5,433 trillion Kefkaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 325,569 Kefkaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, they who do not work shall not eat, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infected Mushroom's national animal is the Pixie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Infected Mushroom is ranked 60th in the world and 1st in Mount Olympus for Most Cultured, scoring 840 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 37thMost Cultured: 60thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 160thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 188thLargest Publishing Industry: 464thLargest Black Market: 523rdHighest Poor Incomes: 545thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 622ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 813thHighest Food Quality: 833rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,733rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,838thMost Efficient Economies: 1,884thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,925thHighest Economic Output: 1,973rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,067thLargest Retail Industry: 2,101stFattest Citizens: 2,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,127thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,554thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,224thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,381stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,589thMost Stationary: 4,373rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,618thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,909thLowest Crime Rates: 8,332ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,059thMost Influential: 9,446thLargest Governments: 11,359thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,172ndTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 13,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,961stLargest Populations: 15,273rdMost Developed: 16,356thMost Secular: 16,558thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,498thMost Income Equality: 19,699thMost Authoritarian: 20,718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,735th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Infected Mushroom altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Infected Mushroom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Infected Mushroom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Infected Mushroom altered its national flag.

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