The Mort Union of Infected Mushroom is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by IM with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 27.091 billion citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crayon City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Infected Mushroomian economy, worth an astonishing 13,067 trillion Kefkaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 482,363 Kefkaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infected Mushroom's national animal is the Pixie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Infected Mushroom is ranked 298,508^th in the world and 6^th in Mount Olympus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.