The Federation of Ineritia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Goosey with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.777 billion Ineritians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eagleburg. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ineritian economy, worth 380 trillion Inertian Caps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,940 Inertian Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Golden Eagle is one of the most popular forenames in Ineritia, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, bris parties are all the rage, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ineritia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Ineritia is ranked 21,158^th in the world and 2^nd in The Trout Essembly for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 8,303.58 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.