The Federation of Ineritia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Goosey with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.361 billion Ineritians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eagleburg. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ineritian economy, worth 487 trillion Inertian Caps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,901 Inertian Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, Ineritia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ineritia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Ineritia is ranked 272,912^th in the world and 22^nd in The Trout Essembly for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -10 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.