The Kingdom of Industrial Skyrim is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Dragonborn with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.86 billion Nords are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhelm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nord economy, worth an astonishing 11,252 trillion Septims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 514,741 Septims, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,419,404 per year while the poor average 65,160, a ratio of 37.1 to 1.

What's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Industrial Skyrim's national animal is the Ancient Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Way of the Voice.

Industrial Skyrim is ranked 640^th in the world and 1^st in Communist Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 514,741.17 Standard Monetary Units.