The Republic of Indias is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Braulio Cárdenas with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 3.28 billion indians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogotá. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant indian economy, worth 21.5 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 6,540 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, glamping indians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indias's national animal is the condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Indias is ranked 266,762^nd in the world and 23^rd in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 371.87 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.