
| Population | 22.906 billion |
| Capital | The Crown |
| Leader | Wrel |
| Faith | Higby's Hair |
| Currency | Bonus Cheque |
| Animal | Pubbie |
The Nomadic Peoples of Indarside is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Wrel with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.906 billion Salty Vets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crown. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Indarsidean economy, worth a remarkable 7,628 trillion Bonus Cheques a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 333,021 Bonus Cheques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, several inches are being added to first class seating, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indarside's national animal is the Pubbie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Higby's Hair.
Indarside is ranked 556th in the world and 2nd in Esamir for Most Corrupt Governments, with 610.25 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Indarside, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
- : Following new legislation in
Indarside, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in
Indarside, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Following new legislation in
Indarside, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
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Indarside's influence in Esamir fell from "Superpower" to "Powerbroker".
- : Following new legislation in
Indarside, news headlines suggest that Wrel has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in
Indarside, gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through.
- : Following new legislation in
Indarside, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue.
- : Following new legislation in
Indarside, most farmers are indentured to agrochemical conglomerates.
- : Following new legislation in
Indarside, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
















































