Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 335thLargest Mining Sector: 405th
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Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
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Indarside

Population22.906 billion

CapitalThe Crown
LeaderWrel
FaithHigby's Hair

CurrencyBonus Cheque
AnimalPubbie

The Nomadic Peoples of Indarside is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Wrel with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.906 billion Salty Vets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crown. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Indarsidean economy, worth a remarkable 7,628 trillion Bonus Cheques a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 333,021 Bonus Cheques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, several inches are being added to first class seating, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indarside's national animal is the Pubbie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Higby's Hair.

Indarside is ranked 556th in the world and 2nd in Esamir for Most Corrupt Governments, with 610.25 kickbacks per hour.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 335thLargest Mining Sector: 405thLargest Black Market: 411thMost Corrupt Governments: 556thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 670thMost Subsidized Industry: 698thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 956thFattest Citizens: 1,102ndMost Avoided: 1,230thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,477thLargest Retail Industry: 1,601stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,850thHighest Economic Output: 1,941stHighest Average Incomes: 2,061stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,209thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,862ndTop
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Most Primitive: 3,331stLargest Governments: 3,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,793rdRudest Citizens: 4,661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,709thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,862ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,400thMost Stationary: 6,807thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,008thMost Devout: 7,309thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,268thMost Influential: 8,886thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,293rdNudest: 10,298thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,366thLowest Crime Rates: 12,804thMost Armed: 14,067thLargest Populations: 14,744thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,527th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Indarside, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
  • : Following new legislation in Indarside, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Indarside, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Indarside, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Indarside's influence in Esamir fell from "Superpower" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Indarside, news headlines suggest that Wrel has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Indarside, gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through.
  • : Following new legislation in Indarside, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue.
  • : Following new legislation in Indarside, most farmers are indentured to agrochemical conglomerates.
  • : Following new legislation in Indarside, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.

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