The Nomadic Peoples of Indarside is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Wrel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.303 billion Salty Vets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crown. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Indarsidean economy, worth a remarkable 7,858 trillion Bonus Cheques a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 337,225 Bonus Cheques, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound, and the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indarside's national animal is the Pubbie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Higby's Hair.

Indarside is ranked 169,532^nd in the world and 5^th in Esamir for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 208.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.