The Colony of Indalpine Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.667 billion Indalpinists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Indalpine economy, worth 818 trillion indium lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 31,870 indium lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, gambling is outlawed, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Indalpine Republic's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Indalpine Republic is ranked 301,192^nd in the world and 39^th in Bus Stop for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -6.32 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.