The Allied States of Inclandr is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 14 million Inclandrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The weak Inclandrian economy, worth 351 billion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,078 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, surveillance cameras are banned, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inclandr's national animal is the turtle.

Inclandr is ranked 105,634^th in the world and 2^nd in The Loosely Aligned Nations of Cullowhee for Smartest Citizens, with 35.65 quips per hour.