The Principality of Incense is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Angmar with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.022 billion Ivoreans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amber Gold. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Incensean economy, worth a remarkable 4,774 trillion Sickles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,804 Sickles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Incense's national animal is the Vixhexen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Incense is ranked 1,864^th in the world and 1^st in Ivory Tower for Lowest Crime Rates, with 147.8 law-abiding acts per hour.