The Unlikely Japan of Impossible Germany is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeff Tweedy with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.825 billion Impossible Germanyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the sky blue sky. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Impossible Germanyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,120 trillion germanies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,236 germanies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Jeff Tweedy, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impossible Germany's national animal is the impossible, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Impossible Germany is ranked 278,759^th in the world and 462^nd in Stereo Hearts for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.97 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.