The Kingdom of Imperialist Colorado is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 5.331 billion Imperialist Coloradoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Imperialist Coloradoan economy, worth 273 trillion Mountainmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,238 Mountainmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, military spending recently hit a new high, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperialist Colorado's national animal is the Bighorn Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Imperialist Colorado is ranked 172,386^th in the world and 10^th in The Federal Appendectomies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.1 law-abiding acts per hour.