
| Population | 3.367 billion |
| Capital | Bureaucracyland |
| Leader | Imperialantis |
| Faith | Vedulism |
| Currency | Atlantic Coin |
| Animal | Dolphin |
The Most Unpredictable And Funny of Imperialantis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Imperialantis with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.367 billion Imperialantisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bureaucracyland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Imperialantisian economy, worth 338 trillion Atlantic Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 100,679 Atlantic Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 547,598 per year while the poor average 9,516, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.
The jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperialantis's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Vedulism.
Imperialantis is ranked 20,415th in the world and 8th in KAISERREICH for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 104.9 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Imperialantis lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperialantis, major cities run on potato batteries.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperialantis, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperialantis, most people attending churches are maintenance workers.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperialantis, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperialantis, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperialantis, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperialantis, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperialantis, increasing numbers of children in Imperialantis have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperialantis, the sun now sets on the Imperialantisian Empire.













