The Allied States of Impanavi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Themis with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.03 billion Impanavians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Impanavian economy, worth 353 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,631 deniers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 706,760 per year while the poor average 8,587, a ratio of 82.3 to 1.
Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, Impanavians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Impanavi's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Impanavi is ranked 1,853rd in the world and 3rd in Talonia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,482.85 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Impanavi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Impanavi, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal.
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Impanavi, Impanavians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
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Impanavi, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
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Impanavi, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
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Impanavi, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
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Impanavi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
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Impanavi, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
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Impanavi, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
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Impanavi, calling dibs is an unalienable right.


































