The Most Serene Republic of ILoveLinux is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by GNU Linux with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.005 billion ILoveLinuxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arch. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong ILoveLinuxian economy, worth 150 trillion Comps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 75,039 Comps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ILoveLinux's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ILoveLinux is ranked 3,131^st in the world and 3^rd in Albastru for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.73 percentage of bribes refused.