Population | 7.252 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Illusion Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.252 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Illusion Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,739 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,847 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illusion Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Illusion Dragonia is ranked 2,726th in the world and 88th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 304.29 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Illusion Dragonia, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Illusion Dragonia, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
- : Following new legislation in Illusion Dragonia, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Illusion Dragonia, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Illusion Dragonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Illusion Dragonia, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Illusion Dragonia, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Valkyriaball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Illusion Dragonia, the fattest folk in Illusion Dragonia look to be the happiest ones.
- : Following new legislation in Illusion Dragonia, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in Illusion Dragonia, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".