The Federation of Illsie is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.903 billion Illsieans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Illsiean economy, worth 147 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,885 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,961 per year while the poor average 3,189, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Illsie's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Illsie is ranked 322,220^th in the world and 854^th in Cebulon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.