The Queendom of Illness Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.285 billion Illness Dragonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Illness Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,201 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,340 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, calling dibs is an unalienable right, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and warning signs caution Illness Dragonians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illness Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Illness Dragonia is ranked 176,223^rd in the world and 449^th in The Rejected Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.53 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.