The Republic of Illeburg is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.031 billion Illeburgians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazostrica City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Illeburgian economy, worth 46.1 trillion Illemarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,693 Illemarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,053 per year while the poor average 2,801, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear and Illeburg has designated Kazostrica City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Illeburg's national animal is the Illeburgian Whale, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Illeburg is ranked 311,259^th in the world and 2^nd in Hellguards for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 117.81 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.