The Queendom of ILime is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The hard-working population of 1.708 billion ILimeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The strong ILimean economy, worth 79.8 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,744 marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, and pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. ILime's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ILime is ranked 223,101^st in the world and 5^th in Nation Dumping Ground for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 245.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.