The People's Republic of Ilhan Omar is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by coathanger with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.537 billion Ilhan Omarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ABORTIONS for ALL. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Ilhan Omarian economy, worth 210 trillion Ills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,640 Ills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, war is made in the name of love, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilhan Omar's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is THE COATHANGER.

Ilhan Omar is ranked 186,395^th in the world and 1^st in THE SQUAD for Highest Poor Incomes, with 21,733.47 Standard Monetary Units.