The State of Ilha do Cirne is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.79 billion Ilha do Cirneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 18.1%.

The Ilha do Cirnean economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 50,641 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and Ilha do Cirne has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilha do Cirne's national animal is the deer.

Ilha do Cirne is ranked 104,272^nd in the world and 1^st in Republic of Mauritius for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,194.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.