The Kingdom of Ile Lite is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Vincent konose with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.459 billion Ile Liteans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leeville. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ile Litean economy, worth 217 trillion Ile Litean Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,280 Ile Litean Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, and contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ile Lite's national animal is the Ile Litean Northern Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ile Litean Christianity.

Ile Lite is ranked 90,571^st in the world and 16^th in Glass Gallows for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 329.21 on the Clooney Contribution Index.