The Dominion of IKINGCAKE is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by iKINGCAKE with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.009 billion Cakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,258 trillion Cakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Retail, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,877 Cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped falafel is a fan-favorite, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto, and vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IKINGCAKE's national animal is the Habberdasher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

IKINGCAKE is ranked 292,732^nd in the world and 2^nd in Yarnia for Most Politically Free, scoring 11 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.