The Federal Republic of Iitusia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Valerie Sommers with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.536 billion Litusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Caliburn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Litusian economy, worth 455 trillion Karats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 128,603 Karats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,156,163 per year while the poor average 1,794, a ratio of 644 to 1.

Land owners find the earth being pulled out from under them, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, vaccinations are mandatory, and protestors are soaking piles of Karats in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iitusia's national animal is the Starling, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Playing-Project-Landswordism.

Iitusia is ranked 293,993^rd in the world and 16^th in RealTacoMan Frontier for Least Corrupt Governments, with 76.09 percentage of bribes refused.