The Matriarchy of Iibui is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-working population of 4.727 billion Iibuians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The Iibuian economy, worth 205 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,389 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iibui's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Iibui is ranked 128,690^th in the world and 7^th in Portland for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.