The II of II is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by iiman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 31.418 billion IIians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote considered an admirable theoretical ideal.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Environment, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of II Citi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The thriving IIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion iiiris a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,840 iiiris, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 176,926 per year while the poor average 8,159, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in II, interest in globalism never flags, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. II's national animal is the iiibiist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

II is ranked 2,712^th in the world and 9^th in belgium for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 208.97 on the Bus Surprisal Index.