The Eternal Misfortune of Iguanarctica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.426 billion Iguanarcticans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Cosa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Iguanarctican economy, worth a remarkable 9,412 trillion Reptilias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 439,298 Reptilias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, third world countries are rich in "I Love Port Cosa" t-shirts, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime is totally unknown. Iguanarctica's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Iguanarctica is ranked 291,503^rd in the world and 36^th in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.12 kickbacks per hour.