The PS2 Puppet of Iguanarctica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.427 billion Iguanarcticans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Cosa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Iguanarctican economy, worth a remarkable 6,716 trillion Reptilias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 385,420 Reptilias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and big game hunters travel to Iguanarctica to try their hand at shark-shooting. Crime is totally unknown. Iguanarctica's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Iguanarctica is ranked 216^th in the world and 13^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 52.33 bananas ingested per day.