The Kingdom of Ignilacrim is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Daoloth Ailahson with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.377 billion Ignians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Snow. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ignilacrimian economy, worth 173 trillion Gils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. Average income is 51,501 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, the government is avowedly secular, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ignilacrim's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paganism.

Ignilacrim is ranked 210,279^th in the world and 101^st in Lair of the Dragon for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.