The United Conservative States of Ifrimia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Ifrim with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.201 billion Ifrimians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Submarina. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ifrimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,656 trillion Dachians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,046 Dachians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ifrimia's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Romanian Orthodox.

Ifrimia is ranked 25,895^th in the world and 2^nd in Union of Kenora for Most Corrupt Governments, with 82.14 kickbacks per hour.