The Armed Republic of IFOC is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 923 million IFOCians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The IFOCian economy, worth 59.4 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 64,329 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the latest government policy passed by a close shave, and IFOCian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IFOC's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

IFOC is ranked 67,571^st in the world and 94^th in Avril Lavigne Nation for Largest Governments, scoring 20.1 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.