The Armed Republic of IFOC is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.205 billion IFOCians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The IFOCian economy, worth 74.5 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,842 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, expectant parents extensively research old court records before naming their child, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IFOC's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

IFOC is ranked 305,636^th in the world and 177^th in Avril Lavigne Nation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.