The Intelligence Agency of IFOC is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The cynical population of 1.339 billion IFOCians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong IFOCian economy, worth 86.8 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 64,845 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, foreigners write "made in IFOC" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IFOC's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

IFOC is ranked 234,034^th in the world and 162^nd in Avril Lavigne Nation for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.