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The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong If its not tight its not rightian economy, worth 75.2 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 41,881 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. If its not tight its not right's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

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