The People's Republic of Ieuoa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Einstein with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 11.317 billion Ieuoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mathville. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Ieuoan economy, worth 363 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,121 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ieuoa's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cyantistic.

Ieuoa is ranked 209,045^th in the world and 3^rd in Mathematics for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.