The Empire of IE-09 is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 691 million IE-09ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The IE-09ian economy, worth 29.6 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,767 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IE-09's national animal is the crocodile.

IE-09 is ranked 137,691^st in the world and 1^st in Sagittarius for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.