The Free Land of Icopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spenser the Slightly Almighty with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.926 billion Icopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icopia City. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Icopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,008 trillion icopas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 91,368 icopas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, and insanely good theatre productions face government censorship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Icopia's national animal is the ico, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Icopia is ranked 8,042^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Region of Lost Pizza for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,416.36 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.