The Federation of Iberthalastora is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, devout population of 3.945 billion Iberthalastorans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windchesterpoolchestershireshire. The average income tax rate is 52.1%.

The strong Iberthalastoran economy, worth 244 trillion Convertible Silver Sickles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,972 Convertible Silver Sickles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, it takes several hours to shuffle the national deck, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iberthalastora's national animal is the humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophilism.

Iberthalastora is ranked 274,582^nd in the world and 11^th in Aivatkhan Realm for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.