The State of Ibadana is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.741 billion Ibadanans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Ibadanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,230 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,611 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 328,757 per year while the poor average 4,619, a ratio of 71.2 to 1.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, I-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ibadana's national animal is the deer.

Ibadana is ranked 285,674^th in the world and 1^st in Ibadan for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 291.57 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.